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New Members will be asked to do three duties before the run of any production they are cast in. Existing members should ensure that they have fulfilled their quota of duties before auditioning or they may not be considered for a production. All members should do a minimum of three duties within a four month period.
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Cluedo
Production Dates: 7th – 14th February 2026, See Event Details – Crescent Theatre for a full list of performance dates.
Tech Week: Sunday 1st – Friday 6th February 2026
Cluedo is a fast paced murder mystery packed with fourth wall breaks and slapstick antics. In 1949, six eccentric guests arrive at Boddy Manor, greeted by the ever-quirky butler, Wadsworth, who assigns them all colorful aliases. No one knows who invited them—or why—but as the bodies pile up and secrets unravel, will the truth come to light or will we be left with even more questions? For a cheeky sneak peek, check out the 1985 film Clue.
Characters
Please read these descriptions carefully, these roles are not exact replicas of the characters in the Board Game!
- Wadsworth – The Butler (Late 20s- 50s) The gradually less put together and more erratic butler. If appearances are correct, then he is just a proxy for Mr Boddy, however as more details are revealed, could his involvement in the night’s events be more than just coincidence? Wadsworth is the driving force of the entire production. He needs impeccable comic timing and incredible stamina throughout.
- Yvette – The Maid (late 20s-early 40s) Yvette is a flirtatious and flighty French maid. However, all may not be as it seems. Her accent is exaggerated and unconvincing. She shares a past with some of the guests.
- The Cook (any age) The Cook is a gruff, no nonsense, imposing figure. She shares a past with some of the guests. Played by Ensemble Woman
- Mr Boddy – The Host (late 20s-50s) An enigmatic figure, not much is known about Mr Boddy, only that he is the Host of the night’s festivities and may or may not be blackmailing his guests. However, even this is called into question once the bodies start to drop! Played by Ensemble Man 1
The Guests
- Colonel Mustard (50s to late 60s) A British officer, pomp and circumstance masks his dim witted personality. Does he mis-read the room? All the time! He is full of self importance… Is this a front for something more sinister?
- Mrs White (40s to 60s) A black widow archetype. How many husbands has she had? More than one. Were the circumstances of their deaths suspicious? Certainly. Is she bothered by her reputation? What reputation? Mrs White is unshakeable, and offers a dry, unperturbed air to the proceedings. Think deadpan delivery.
- Mrs Peacock (late 50s to 70s) The wife of a prominent British politician, Mrs Peacock is not shy to mention her own importance. She is quick to fright and over dramatic when doing so. Perhaps this is something to do with the flask she is seen with frequently? When the goings get murderous, Mrs Peacock gets hysterical.
- Reverend Green (late 20s to 50s) A nervous sort. He is quick to startle and has a distinct timidity to him. You could say he wouldn’t say boo to a ghost… Then again, all of the guests have secrets… Don’t they?
- Professor Plum (30s to 50s) Lecherous, academic and full of snark. Plum claims to be a doctor… But dead people don’t tend to walk off. His interest in Scarlett is very much one sided.
- Miss Scarlett (late 20s to early 40s) The most pragmatic of the guests, Miss Scarlett is a seductress with a disdain for men. She is a woman shrouded in mystery with a cutting wit and charm for days. Will her shady dealings come back to haunt her?
Others
- Ensemble Woman – The Cook, The Singing Telegram Girl, Backup Officer and Auxiliary Scarlett (body double)
- Ensemble Man 1 – Mr Boddy, The Motorist and The Inspector
- Ensemble Man 2 – Bobby, Backup Officer and Auxiliary Mustard (body double)
This is the role distribution as written, there may be adjustments to the final cast as necessary.
Please be aware that all characters within Cluedo must look old enough to have had a past. You may be asked to adjust your physicality to assume an older persona. The age ranges above are rough estimates of the ages of the characters, not of the performers.
Additionally, the 1985 film adaptation of Clue is a wonderfully cast, incredible piece of film making. However we are not aiming to recreate this cast onstage. Please try to make the characters your own.
Accents for this show are open to interpretation, however the background of each character may influence the direction you take. Generally we would lean towards upper class accents of the guests.
Intimacy
Cluedo is a very physical play. Between running around the manor, constantly changing locations and people getting murdered there is a lot of scope for people to be in close proximity and in more intimate settings. All performers will have moments of physical ‘intimacy’, whether this is in a romantic capacity or as characters manipulating bodies onstage. In particular there are scenes where the bodies of Ensemble characters are manipulated into compromising positions, to give the facade that they are ‘alive’.
All physical touch will be pencilled into the rehearsal period and will be blocked in a closed rehearsal. Please get in touch if you have any questions.
Spoilers!
The following characters die in a variety of gruesome ways and will be physically manipulated by the rest of the cast throughout: Mr Boddy, The Cook, Yvette, Bobby, The Motorist, The Singing Telegram Girl and Wadsworth.
Auditions
Auditions will be held at The Crescent Theatre in The Cumberland Room on the following dates:
- Wednesday 5th November – 19:00-22:00
- Thursday 6th November – 19:00-22:00
- Wednesday 12th November – 19:00-22:00*
*(Please note that we may have a BBC film crew in attendance on Wednesday 12th November, please only choose this option if you are happy to be on camera)
As this is an ensemble show, recalls may be required. These will be held on:
- Thursday 13th November @ 19:00
Familiarise yourselves with the following audition piece. You may be asked to read multiple characters during the auditions and it is likely that we will ask you to read in different groups throughout the evening. This is a forum to try things, so think about how each character can be distinguished from one another, whether that is accent, physicality or vocal technique.
Please be aware that we will not ask you to do anything physically with other people auditioning. We ask that you respect each other’s boundaries.
There may be props available for you to use in the auditions. Feel free to use these as appropriate.
Rehearsals
Rehearsals will follow the pattern of Wednesday + Thursday evenings 19:00-22:00 and every other Saturday 10:00-18:00 (With a lunch break).
Rehearsals will start Wednesday 26th November 2025, with the first Saturday being 29th November 2025.
Our rehearsal period does include the festive period. When cast, we will discuss the schedule for this period and make edits/add additional rehearsals if necessary.
If you have any questions or would like to get in touch, you can email the Production team via: cluedo@crescent-theatre.co.uk
Mark Shaun Walsh
Director
Deborah Install
Assistant Director
Frankie Haydon-White and Dace Parkes
Production Assistants
When We Are Married
Production Dates: See Event Details – When We Are Married for a full list of performance dates.
All performances will be at the Crescent Theatre in the Ron Barber Studio.
Tech Week: Sunday 15th February – Friday 20th February 2026
Please note you will be required to attend all performance dates.
When We Are Married is a classic Edwardian farce by J B Priestley. Three couple, respective pillars of the community, all married on the same day by the same vicar, are celebrating their silver wedding anniversary when they discover to their horror the vicar in question was not qualified and they have in fact been living in sin for the past 25 years. In their eyes, the worst thing possible.
Hilarity and chaos ensues as they desperately try to stop the scandalous news spreading throughout the town, not an easy task with a viciously disgruntled charwoman, inquisitive journalist and drunk phototopographer popping in at regular intervals. Throughout the evening home truths are told, secrets are revealed and each of the couples starts to reassess their supposedly happy marriages. I’m looking for an enthusiastic cast who can bring these eccentric and colourful characters to life in this fast paced and high energy comedy.
The action all takes place one evening in the Helliwell’s sitting room at their home in the fictional town of Cleckleywyke, in the West Riding of Yorkshire in the early 1900s.
For those interested there is a very good BBC TV Movie version from 1987 on YouTube.
Characters
Please note: All characters (except Gerald) speak with a strong Yorkshire accent. Gerald has with a southern RP (Received Pronunciation) accent.
ALDERMAN JOSEPH HELLIWELL: (40s – 70s) Arrogant, conceited, thinks he is the cats’ pyjamas and far too pleased with himself for his own good. A natural host and leader. Generally level-headed and often the one to take control, ordering the other about.
MARIA HELLIWELL (40s – 70s) Helliwell’s wife. In constant game of one-upmanship with her husband and often ticking him off for various things.
COUNCILLOR ALBERT PARKER: (40s – 70s) Pompous, sententious and self- serious with no idea of how ridiculous he is. Gets very easily het up about things and prone to go into long winded tirades and speeches. Described as dull, dreary and stingy. Probably the most ridiculous and over the top of the three men.
ANNIE PARKER: (40s – 70s) Parker’s long-suffering wife. A gentle and hopeful soul. Tries to make the best with her lot in life. Calm, collected and fair but with a melancholy air about her. The most level-headed of the three women, and the only one of all six to see the funny side of the whole ordeal.
HERBERT SOPPITT: (40s – 70s) The hen-pecked husband. A bit of a pushover who through the course of the play learns to stand up for himself. Although quiet and somewhat reserved, more through force that choice, he is often the most rational and genuine of the three men. Generally looked down on and shunned by the others.
CLARA SOPPITT: (40s – 70s) Soppitt’s wife. “A noisy woman” to quote Priestley himself. Bossy, headstrong, stands no nonsense and a bit of a bully, particularly towards her husband. It is she who wears the trousers in their relationship.
HENRY ORMONROYD: (40s – 60s) A drunk photographer who has come to take a photograph of the three couples. He gets progressively drunker throughout the show. A bit of a philosopher; sentimental, nostalgic, almost wistful but jolly and determined to enjoy life. He is the antithesis of the three couples, there is no pomp and ceremony about him, he is down to earth and real. This role will be doubled with the small part of the MAYOR.
RUBY BIRTLE: (Late teens – 30s) The Helliwell’s young maid. Talkative, innocent and naive but well meaning, confident, inquisitive and somewhat cheeky. She often has to clean up after the others messes. And takes most of the flack from various characters.
GERALD FORBES: (20s – 30s) Nancy’s secret fiancée. The new organist at the local chapel. Who the three men intend to take town a peg or two for being seen out with a young lady (who they don’t know is Nancy) late at night. A pleasant young man. Confident, able to hold his own, quick witted and not afraid of the three men. It’s Gerald who delivers the devastating news and he takes great delight in watching the three arrogant men squirm under their misfortune.
MRS NORTHTOP: (30s+) The Helliwell’s hired charwoman. Aggressive, vicious, and manipulative but cheeky and humorous. She wants to use the couple’s unfortunate situation to her own gain.
LOTTIE GRADY: (40s – 60s) A cheeky and convivial barmaid who come to make trouble by revealing she has previously had an affair with Helliwell. She is a real rough diamond but also a kindly and caring sort. She is an old flame of Ormonroyd’s.
NANCY HOLMES: (20s – 30s) The Helliwell’s niece. Secretly engaged to Gerald. Genuine, kind and gentle; very unlike her uncle and aunt.
FRED DYSON/REV CLEMENT MERCER: (Any age) These parts will be doubled. A well-meaning but inquisitive reporter for the local paper who has come to interview the ‘happy’ couples and a grave parson respectively.
Intimacy
- Nancy and Gerald kiss, hold hands and hug.
- There are a couple of slaps between Soppitt and Clara.
- Soppitt puts his arm around Annie.
- There will likely be hugs, hand holding and kisses on the cheek between Lottie and Ormonroyd and between the three main couples.
The theatres intimacy policy will be followed at all time and you will not be asked to do anything you are uncomfortable with. You will not be asked to engage in any sort of intimacy during the audition.
Auditions
Sunday 23rd November at 2pm (Cumberland Room)
Monday 24th November at 7pm (Cumberland Room)
Call Backs, if needed, will be on Friday 28th November at 7pm (Cumberland Room)
Format: Please familiarise yourself with the piece(s) that you are auditioning for but you do not need to learn them. Audition extracts will be provided at the audition.
If have any questions, or are unable to make either audition, please email me at wwam@crescent-theatre.co.uk
EXTRACT 1: Lottie, Maria, Annie and Clara
EXTRACT 2: Helliwell, Maria, Parker, Annie, Soppitt and Clara
EXTRACT 4: Ruby, Gerald and Mrs Northrop
EXTRACT 5: Nancy, Gerald, Dyson and Oromonroyd
EXTRACT 6: Helliwell, Parker and Soppitt
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Rehearsals
Rehearsals will take place at the Crescent Theatre starting on Sunday 14th December from 10am to 2pm and will then follow the pattern of:
Monday evenings 7pm to 10pm
Thursday evenings 7pm to 10pm
Sunday afternoons 2pm to 6pm.
There is a break over Christmas.
Nathan Hawkins
Director